Curiously not the first time I’ve used that as a post title – must go and check what the previous one was, bet it was a Home Ed camp of some sort :).
Saturday morning I went off to work while Ady did splendid work keeping Davies and Scarlett’s excitement slightly under fever pitch (well he hadn’t felt the need to strap them to their beds or anything so I assume he managed to do so ๐ ). They picked me up at 1pm from work, having come in to choose a selection of dvds to take to watch on the journey which meant their excited chatter spilt into the library for the last 10 minutes of my shift. The journey was ok – we went through pretty much all sorts of weather conditions on the way including bright sunshine and torrential rain. Scarlett slept for a lot of the journey with Davies almost constantly eating the variety of snack food we’d packed. We arrived about 430pm whereupon it began to drizzle with rain and I had an almost immediate hissy fit about not being able to camp next to *my friends*, which was all speedily remedied by Colin moving his car so we could pitch in the dip between them and Merry, the rain clearing up and James coming over with beer :).
We did pitch the tent. Then we re-pitched the tent. Then it rained, ever such a lot and we took shelter in Kirsty and James’ tent (and drank more beer) and then Kirsty took me to Morrisons to get food supplies. Then I had another hissy fit about the tent still not being pitched right (are you starting to notice a pattern? ;)) and while Ady sat in the car with the children I tried to re-pitch it again in the pouring, driving rain. The problem seems to be a combination of a cheap tent with design fault in it’s tautness and very probably being a single season tent coupled with a very wonky pitch on very uneven ground. Once the rain had stopped a small crowd of far more knowledgable and experienced campers gathered with an eventual verdict of it not being remotely suitable for camping, in that field, in that weather, for that night. I was steadfastly refusing to believe this at all but the point when I waved Ady goodbye while Chris was blowing up my airbed and making up bedding for me in his and Alison’s tent while my clothes were being stowed in Lucy and Colin’s tent and my food was remaining in Kirsty and James’ car boot was a particular low point where I was torn between feeling immense gratitude towards all my lovely friends and the almost overwhelming urge to sit in the middle of a puddle and cry my eyes out. Thankfully the moment passed when my joke to Chris about my airbed having a puncture to top it all off was proved prophetic and we had to dig out the single spare airbed we’d brought along. ๐ Fairly shortly afterwards I realised Ady had gone off with my make up too. Call me shallow, call me vain, but I really struggle without my eyeliner and mascara, not to mention my concealer for that big spot brewing under my nose that could probably be seen from space.
However, a lovely evening was had, Chris sat with D&S which enabled me to drink and catch up with friends in Steve and Sarah’s awning followed by a few of us sitting in the marquee for a while and aside from a 2am need to wee (I did it in the dark behind the tent :oops:) I slept well.
Sunday – I had slept in yesterdays contact lenses and then very VERY foolishly took them out before heading over to the shower having realised just as I screwed them up and threw them in the field next to the tent that my contact lenses were in the same bag as my make up. Oh and my glasses. This meant I did wonders for the political correctness of the camping field ticking off back homeless and disabled as without some assistance I am ridiculously shortsighted even struggling to distinguish between my own and other peoples’ children from any more than about 2 foot away. It was still raining and by now I was quite enjoying kidding myself that the fact I couldn’t see anyone meant they couldn’t see me (without make up and with big spot) either. Davies had his first taste of independance going to visit a friend in the statics while Scarlett played with Eve and Rei and I sat in Em’s tent drinking copious volumes of tea and eating bombay mix while picking out the lentils :lol:.
Ady arrived with the only suitable tent in our collection of 3 (one borrowed, one paid for, one still in the ether of delivered in error and not yet collected) which Em helped us pitch (while it rained a bit more) and suddenly the world seemed a much better place. We set up our gazebo infront of the tent and with our camp kitchen and wind break it all looked like a proper little temporary home for the week. I was introduced to the ‘joy’ of Sparkys Krew Club and very quickly decided that if nothing else came good that week I would come home with a medal ๐ There was a gathering of people outside our tent when I got back from Sparkys, where Ady was cooking a lovely curry which was ready just as another downpour started so everyone scattered and we ate in our tent. Merry appeared with a bottle but no bottle opener and while we were trying to work that one out Bob and Katy arrived in the dark in the pouring rain. We attempted to put up some pup tents to accomodate them (there were times this week when I was mightily disappointed in myself but other times when I was quite proud of myself, this was one of the latter – time was when I would have sat in a car wailing faced with wind, rain, dark and tents to errect, but not only did I have a headtorch of my very own, I knew which pole was supposed to go where and everything ๐ ). It didn’t work so once we’d installed them in Merry’s cavernous tent and done some repair work to the marquee we decamped to Chris and Helen’s tent with Alison for more wine, crisps and chatting.
Monday morning Scarlett woke around 5am wailing. I’d been awake for some time with the knowledge that one corner of the tent over the kids’ bedroom pod was flapping (no idea how I knew this, I just did, and I was right ๐ ) and had been debating getting up to fix it. I got up and moved Scarlett into our bedroom and unzipped the tent to go and sort the corner out to be faced with a faceful of white gazebo roof. I decided this was a sign that I shouldn’t go out and deal with it so sent Ady instead. He never came back, taking the opportunity to dismantle the gazebo, move the kitchen to the side of the tent and go and have a shower while I snuggled up next to Scarlett and went back to sleep. I start to lose track of the days at this point but I know it was Em’s Samba workshop in the morning which was utterly fab. I really wanted to join in but neither of the children were up for it at the time so I didn’t. Davies joined in late though and the water bottle drums echoed round the field at various points for the rest of the week. Ady and Davies went swimming in the afternoon while I sat infront of our tent with the henna out ready for painting. No one arrived but I enjoyed sitting with my feet in a bucket of water for an hour or so, which did wonders both for thawing them out and cleaning some of the ingrained mud off them. My toe was properly diagnosed as broken so I felt justified in the fuss I’ve been making about it and Scarlett soaked her feet alongside mine. More Sparkys in the evening and I think that was the night that Davies won a medal up there while my quest went unfulfilled. More sitting round our tent that night and eating a very nice spaghetti bolognaise that Ady had cooked.
Tuesday – I think that was the day of all the tent moving. By now, three solid days of rain had marked the field into ‘crap for tenting’ and ‘utterly impossible for tenting’. I’d fallen over 3 times and was on my last pair of clean trousers (the first and second time was with good humour, the third time involved a lot of swearing!) so we moved various tents to better areas within the fields. I think this was also the day Merry, Helen and I went to complain and the day we all went swimming. I could be wrong :lol:. It was definitely the day my patience ran out with a certain child and their parent and I did a spot of behaving for which I am certainly not proud, but probably not particularly ashamed of either. I’m pretty sure this was also the day we had a really pleasant evening outside The Beans tent which was sullied by some complaining about noise levels. Yup, I’m pretty sure this was the day my utter sense of humour bypass was carried out, in a muddy field, with rusty instruments. We did do some tie dyeing which was great, and Scarlett and I did some scoobie and beads stuff in the seasiders room. We ended up leaving the site for teatime and having a KFC in the car followed by a quick run round on Lowestoft beach in a short break in the rain. Back for Sparkys and the karaoke competion, won by Anna.
Wednesday – Africa Alive! I like Africa Alive! I like the fact that all the staff seem to work there because they are genuinely passionate about animals and that any money made seems to be ploughed back into yet another developement for the animals. I like the enclosures which seem far more about being nice for the animals than good for showing them off, I like the fact you can get *really* close to lions, giraffes, zebras etc. and I quite like the train too. Unfortunately Davies and Scarlett were at Day Five Of Home Ed Camp phase by then so were more interested in the ducks and the slide than the wild creatures of Africa we’d spent over 20 quid for them to come and ogle, they were both tired and wanted to cuddle with their heads in our laps during the train ride instead of look at the animals and I spent most of the train ride either on the phone to Merry or Em trying to sort out the payment to Africa Alive! We hopped off and pretty much got that sorted (although I know Merry would have managed to sort it perfectly well without me ๐ ) and then went into our Discovery Session. That was excellent actually, true it was the same animals we’ve petted for the last 3 years – Davies made me laugh when he told the woman that he’d stroked Charlie the cockroach when we came last year and she said ‘shall I let you into a secret? We’ve got a whole tankfull of Charlies in the back!’ ๐ We had a late picnic lunch, chatted to Ali, J and Freya and then went for a final look at the lions, during which I had a phonecall from a friend for nearly an hour which went all the way back to the car, through the gift shop and most of the way back to Morrisons. We went for our final trip to Sparkys where I managed to achieve my weeks ambition of winning a medal for adult achievement. Justice was finally served and it was almost worth the endless dances to The Macarena and the truly dreadful costume character show to win it ;).
Thursday we’d decided was to be our last full day. I’d been due to do a pebble painting craft in the afternoon but having gained use of a room off reception for our activities we’d decided that the Caberet Evening should be pulled forward to a Caberet Afternoon instead, plus I was rather reluctant to be doling out paint to small children in a carpeted room as opposed to the sunny field I’d anticipated. Having decided that I’d allowed the first day / night crisis of canvas, the weather and the camp wankers to interfere way too much with the holiday I’d anticipated having with my family and friends we buggered off out for lunch and some time on Lowestoft beach. It was cold, but it wasn’t raining. Ady and I managed to chat about various things which had been pissing us off all week and we returned to the campsite ready for a caberet followed by a nice last evening. Caberet was good, as per last year. Davies did the inbetween bit but having been keyed up for bigger build ups at home he wasn’t on top form and just introduced acts. He and Scarlett had a proper turn planned but despite getting changed Scarlett developed total stage fright. I offered Davies the chance of doing nothing, something alternative or whatever he wanted. He ended up taking his keyboard up to the stage and doing a sort of medley of the demo tracks on it. He was very disappointed that Scarlett hadn’t don their act and if I’d have fitted in her tutu I’d have done it with him instead, but he dealt with it really well. The sun shone, having already got my medal I had no need to go to Sparky’s, the children were finally doing the running around the field playing in a big group thing they’d all come along to do, Ady cooked a lovely dinner of steak sandwich and chips (on a camping stove, the man is a genuis ๐ ) and Doug made fire! It was a really nice evening ending with just a couple of us left round the fire talking nonsense until way past 3am.
Friday – After another 5am waking Scarlett ended up in bed with me. Ady gave up and went to sleep in the car and none of us woke until nearly 10am. We packed up very s l o w l y finally getting going around 130pm. It was Wallace and Gromit’s Wrong Trousers Day which I’d planned to do an event for but had just completely run out of patience, energy and enthusiasm for anything other than a bath and a bed by that point so we headed for home. We took a fair old while to get home, stopping at Tescos in Ipswich for (very late) lunch and then again at Dartford Costco to renew our annual membership, get some photos developed and drink tea. We finally reached home around 745pm. Davies and Scarlett had a bath while Ady unloaded the car. I scrubbed them with a nail brush but they still have ground in dirt, as have I. ๐ They went to bed, I popped out for some basic food supplies and we finally ate dinner around midnight having both had baths too.
Saturday – A slow start this morning with Ady doing stuff for the chickens while I flickr’d. Then we had to get my car taxed at the post office, drop Ali’s laptop back to her (we provided door to static delivery service :lol:) and do our months food shopping at the supermarket and the butcher. Home in time to watch last weeks’ Doctor Who and then get ready for bed before tonights.
I woke to the surprise news that it is mooncup time, which means it is just as well we’d come home yesterday as I was not at all prepared for that at camp either. Makes me wonder whether peroids are brought on by PMT symptoms or PMT symptoms are because you are about to come on really ๐
There are loads of pictures on flickr and having now blogged and looked at my own and others photos I am coming to the conclusion that it was actually not just a week I endured but one I enjoyed too. I am very glad it was not my first experience of tenting, I’m very sorry I didn’t manage to lay on any of the activities I’d planned, I met some new people I liked a lot, some I didn’t like at all, some I’m reserving judgement on and some I never actually identified at all. I came to the week with some expectations which were quite spectacularly not met and I think my crown of eternal optimism slipped rather a lot, but overall the children enjoyed it, the evenings were lovely, once again friends rallied round to help out in tricky times and whilst I’m not sorry to think I’ll never see Kessingland beach again it was overall a good week. Oh, and did I mention I won a medal? ๐




except I ran out of staples halfway through fixing the wire on so we went back to B&Q to get staples and some nails because I now had a design for a run for them in mind and wanted to do that too.

