To the tune of Make you feel my love
When the waters splashing in my face
And it feels like an unwinnable race
I think I’ll just cut to the chase
Please will you sponsor me
When the pool is full of annoying folk
when my knees hurt from too much breast stroke
when a mouthful of water makes me want to choke
I know you’ll sponsor me
maybe you haven’t made your mind up yet
you don’t know if you can spare the cash
I’m only asking for a couple of quid
no need for you to make a big splash
I’d go wrinkled, I’d stink like bleach
As I swim across from beach to beach
I’ve long left Dover, Calais’ within my reach
Why won’t you sponsor me?
Instrumental interlude of splashing water
I’m raising money to help Aspire
helping people with spinal injury
it’s all in a good cause it is worthwhile
I’m doing this for charity
I’ve swum many lengths, only 99 to do
I’ve done my bit, now it’s over to you
Click on this link, it will take you through
and you can sponsor me
to make you sponsor me