And there was me thinking *I* was the idiot

I’ve been bidding on dresses on ebay as Ady has a fairly posh Christmas do this year (and I do like to look my best for when I meet his colleagues ;)) and have just won the third one which should be here tomorrow. The first one was a gorgeous chinese style long green one which is indeed beautiful but as the ‘full length’ claim was for a shorter person than me and it only reaches just below my knees the mid thigh slits are infact mid arse cheek instead. Which is not really my look – I’m more about exposing flesh about the waist than below.

The second one was actually a size 10. I’d searched for my dress size and the word ‘dress’ and it had come up, I realised after I’d won it that it was actually the RRP that was my dress size rather than the dress itself. It’s here, it’s lovely, but other that taking it out of the packing to check it over quickly before relisting it on ebay again I’ve not given it further thought. I’m not optimistic enough of my own self-deprivation any time soon to ever see size 10 again so unless I keep it for Scarlett it won’t get worn in this house.

So it’s back on ebay with the chinese style one and whilst I accept my own idocy in bidding and winning on a dress that isn’t even my size I think this question I’ve just had probably trumps my own moment of dizziness:

hello, i am a size 10/12, i know that h&m sizes can be really weird, would it fit me ok,
thanks,

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