I will not read green eggs and ham
I will pretend to be reading by running my finger underneath the bits I know by memory in a cunning and deceptive manner which looks for all the world to the casual onlooker as though I have graduated from Mat On Sam, Sam On Mat to Mouse and House which are simply not sound-out-able words! Pah!
Maybe a text he is a little less familiar with would be wise 😉
ROFL!!!! and mouse and house are sound-out-able as long as he’s seen the bit in the Jolly Phonics books where they put o and u together to say “ou” whilst pretending to stab themselves with pins….