Right you lot can you not detect sarcasm and irony when you see it?! I’m not *really* a housewife. I’m Nic, you know, Nic, gets her cleavage out a lot, drinks too much and leaves all the housework to her trusty Adybloke. And as for leaving recipes here I am disgusted with the lot of …

He was made of snow but the children know that he came to life one day…

Listened to that 13 times in the car today 🙂 For the first time in several weeks the phone has not rung with anyone chasing money and the post brought nothing but Christmas cards and the vouchers for my shiny new laptop which I will be heading out to purchase as soon as Ady arrives …

Someone remind me…

Why I missed my children so much yesterday? Cos they sure as hell can’t manage to remind me today. Today I would rather be in France, Belgium or perhaps even Margate than be in this house, with these children, making the phonecalls and getting the emails I’ve gotten today. 🙁

I remember now that I am supposed to be HEing…

but I guess I’m autonomous or on Christmas holidays or something – well anyway I can forge my mum’s signature and get a note from her to excuse me on account of being poorly. 🙂 Ady’s been off today using up end of the year holiday days, we’re off to France tomorrow on an adults …